Timesheets.com Will Release The First Ever Implantable Time Tracking Bio-Chip

By David Lemon.
Updated Apr 1, 2021

SAN JOSE, Calif. (PRWEB) April 01, 2021 - With a targeted release date for later this year, Timesheets.com is today pleased to announce our new bio chip designed for employers and employees alike. This permanently installed chip will track employee movement 24 hours a day, thereby eliminating the need for employees to let employers know when they arrive or leave the office.

'With technology changing everywhere one looks, time tracking has lagged. Let's face it - time tracking is boring, unsexy, and drab,' said Joel Slatis, CEO of Timesheets.com. 'With this new product, we expect to disrupt the industry offering something new and truly useful in the small business marketplace.'

Timesheets.com's bio chip will also replace much of the functionality that comes with activity trackers and the data can be sent to a smartphone or computer in real-time. In addition to time tracking, it will allow managers to track the location, health and activity level of their employees like never before. This functionality is expected to lead to better workplace wellness, reduced carbon emissions, and better attendance.

ABOUT TIMESHEETS.COM Timesheets.com is a leader in web-based time tracking for both billing and payroll and is used by companies around the world. Founded in 2004, Timesheets.com provides employees with a modern, easy to use platform to track work time, reimbursable expenses, HR documents, and more. Timesheets.com has become an absolute necessity for thousands of small businesses, especially during the work-from-home era ushered in with the coming of the coronavirus.

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